Mountain Daredevil Gifts

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

100k Desert Crawl

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

A leap of faith.

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

Snow seat on skis.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Ladder and Literary Mishaps on the Rise.'

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'Here it comes.'

'Emergency department: 200m'

Ski cannon.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

The Shark Cage

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

'... and, once again, children, don't try this at home.'