Desert Daredevil Gifts

100k Desert Crawl

Tourists

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Touché"

YOLO vs YODO

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Sand danger

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Distance to horizon varies.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'