Desert Adventurer Gifts

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'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

'Bleep bleep!'

Annual Dying of Thirst IOK Fun Crawl,

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Bugger.'

Man in a desert finds a bottle cork.

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Camelflage.

Arab choosing a camel to buy. In the signs he can read ''coupe' or 'sedan.'

'Boy it's hot today!'

A man crawling through desert sees sign: 'No Fishing'.

'Need... Skin moisturizer...'

"Say, Clyde. . . is that a . . . a . . . yoga mat?"

Vulture knocking over glass of water: 'Opps!'

"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Unusual sun loungers at the motel in death valley flrizona.

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Well, that was fun, but now it's a 50 km trek to refill the water pistols..."

Inconvenience store

'The sandtraps are very tough here...'

'You cross the desert without a drop of water but can't go two days without a beer.'

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

"Well, I have a Ph.D. in geology, and I can't find a thing either."

"You can't miss it - it's the third mirage on the left."