Desert Survival Enthusiast Gifts

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'

Tourists

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Distance to horizon varies.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Running out of Gas.

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"..Not cloudy all day."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "