Desert Survival Gifts

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Tourists

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Mohammad's motors

Just a little seasoning...

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Running out of Gas.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"