Desert Survival Prints

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"Water my ass! Somebody git' me a cheeseburger!"

Tourists

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Sand danger

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Distance to horizon varies.

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Running out of Gas.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"..Not cloudy all day."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

Jasper's Limo Service.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'