Desert Survival Buffs Prints

Desert Help Desk.

Tourists

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Just a little seasoning...

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Desert crawler following water

Ship in a Bottle

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."