Desert Survival Buffs Mugs

Desert Help Desk.

Tourists

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Sand danger

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Distance to horizon varies.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Jasper's Limo Service.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"..Not cloudy all day."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Desert crawler following water

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

Ship in a Bottle