Desert Survivalist Mugs

Just a little seasoning...

Man on phone: 'Water!'

Air conditioner.

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

Wi-Fi Hot Spot

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Tourists

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Sand danger

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.