Desert Survivalist Prints

Just a little seasoning...

Man on phone: 'Water!'

'Gold? Frankincense? Myrrh? Isn't there one thing in here I can actually use in this god forsaken desert?'

Air conditioner.

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

Wi-Fi Hot Spot

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Tourists

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Mohammad's motors

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Distance to horizon varies.