Desert Survival Enthusiast Prints

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'

Tourists

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Desert Island Mishap

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

Sand danger

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Distance to horizon varies.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Running out of Gas.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."