Desert Survivor Gifts

Convenience store: "I'm intrigued...how did you guys ever come up with the name?"

'Sorry mister, but we've been travelling for 6 days and we haven't seen a drop of water. Better head back the way you came.'

Cactus with tap.

'... a locksmith ... a locksmith ...'

'Am I pleased to see you - have you got a light?'

No U turns.

Tourists

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

Distance to horizon varies.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"..Not cloudy all day."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.