Desert Survivor Pillows

Convenience store: "I'm intrigued...how did you guys ever come up with the name?"

'Sorry mister, but we've been travelling for 6 days and we haven't seen a drop of water. Better head back the way you came.'

Cactus with tap.

'... a locksmith ... a locksmith ...'

'Am I pleased to see you - have you got a light?'

No U turns.

Tourists

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Just a little seasoning...

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Sand danger

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"Efficiency tombs available"

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'