Deserted Island Survivalist Gifts

A Great Idea.

Emergency Phone.

Just a little seasoning...

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Tsunami Evac Route

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"I bet you thought that because you'd been castaway for forty years, you'd get off with your six month prison sentence."

"Now you can send it."

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"This better be high tide."

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

Deflating Island

'A passing ship! Quickly, light a signal fire!'

"I really don't think it'll help if you address it personally to Oprah!"

'I'll never use that travel agent again!'

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."

Footprints on Island.

"There's no privacy anymore."