Desert Enthusiast Gifts

'Arizona sense of humor.'

"Wait a minute... Vultures don't fly south for the winter!"

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"They have so many varieties that I can't decide which one I want."

"No, I mean I'm like LITERALLY in the middle of it right now."

Desert Crawler

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

Ship in a Bottle

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'

'What do you fancy tonight, Indian or Italian?'

'That's right kiddo: The precious cargo my grandfather and his friends used to carry across the desert was salt...'

"Are they wet?"

'Just how big is this friggin' sand trap?'

'It's OK Darling, you're too young to have seen this before: It's called rain...'

'OK. So who's the wiseguy who just wants water?'

'There — why don't you ask him for directions?'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"Just a little while longer, sir."

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

Porcupine falls in love with a cactus

Next mirage - 3pm.

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

Cash Machine

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I blame global warming!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.