Desert Enthusiasts Gifts

"That's right—a gallon of sparkling and a gallon of still. Are you ready for the credit card?"

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

'Pretzel?'

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I blame global warming!'

The americanisation of vulture.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Valet park only"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

Distance to horizon varies.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"..Not cloudy all day."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."