Desert Admirers Gifts

Not yet started roamin'.

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I blame global warming!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Valet park only"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Hombre's Best Friend.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

Custer's Last Rollo

Ship in a Bottle

Gunswinger

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Depressed Cactus

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'Prance! Prance I say!'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"Over there - an island!"

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

"He's the strong, silent type."