Desert Admirers Gifts

Not yet started roamin'.

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The americanisation of vulture.

'I blame global warming!'

"Valet park only"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Jasper's Limo Service.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Gunswinger

Ship in a Bottle

Custer's Last Rollo

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Depressed Cactus

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

Arctic Caravan Breaks

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"He's the strong, silent type."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage