Wilderness Admirers Gifts

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

A mother and baby elephant

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Motor Tourism

"Marco ..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed