Outdoors Admirer Gifts

'This is one great minimum security prison!'

Conservation Area

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Grace For Flies

'My feet are killing me.'

Life is for the birds.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Swan Fairy Tales

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

Allotment

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Fly Fishing

"It's such a lovely day!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Where Indian ink came from.