Outdoor Admirer Gifts

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'You're early!...'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"You hear a babbling brook. I hear white noise."

Rating the Sunset

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

The unadulterated simplicity of a fresh spring day. - '' - 'The sun is shining, the daffodils are up.' - '' - 'I am so bored now I could weep.' - '' -

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

The oversized driver head has caused many golfers to develop an unusual stoop in their walk.

The search for cranberries...

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem 'Trees'.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Grace For Flies

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

Life is for the birds.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Swan Fairy Tales

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'