Outdoor Admirer Gifts

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'You're early!...'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"You hear a babbling brook. I hear white noise."

Rating the Sunset

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

The unadulterated simplicity of a fresh spring day. - '' - 'The sun is shining, the daffodils are up.' - '' - 'I am so bored now I could weep.' - '' -

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

The oversized driver head has caused many golfers to develop an unusual stoop in their walk.

The search for cranberries...

"Ahhh... close enough."

Grace For Flies

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Life is for the birds.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Allotment

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Romantic Giraffes

Bring your own inflatable.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'