Outdoorsman Admirer Gifts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Duck Hunt

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Tallyho!"

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"