Rugged Outdoorsman Admirer Gifts

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Duck Hunt

Country Bumpkin.

"Tallyho!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Conservation Area

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Rating the Sunset

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'Well, Ranger Thomas, I'm afraid you've got Dutch Elm disease!'

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

Not at all O.K. Corral

Family Hiking Trip

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Track & Field & Stream magazine

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'You're early!...'

'Another myth dispelled'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"I got tired of being shot at."