Rugged Outdoorsman Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Deer Hunter?

"This'll keep the family fed for weeks."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'This duck call works too well.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"So there's my rifle!"

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'