Rugged Individual Gifts

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"They're comfortable."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Devil-may-care loans.

Parents compare buggies

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

'But when you're a wart hog, warts are where it's at.'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'It's a 4 x 4, it doesn't need indicators.'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

A rug skinned bear

"Let's cut some rug!"

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"Oh, and remember to roll up the rug the other way when you're done so it'll lie flat again."