Rugged Individual T-Shirts

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"They're comfortable."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

Devil-may-care loans.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Parents compare buggies

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

'But when you're a wart hog, warts are where it's at.'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

"Let's cut some rug!"

'It's a 4 x 4, it doesn't need indicators.'

A rug skinned bear

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"Oh, and remember to roll up the rug the other way when you're done so it'll lie flat again."

The Odd Duck