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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"They're comfortable."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

100k Desert Crawl

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Steve found himself on his travels.

A bit of Newlyn.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

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'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'