Underworld Adventurer T-Shirts

'I feel like hell...and how are you today?'

River Styx...No Fishing

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

How am I abducting?

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Going Down?

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Octopus on Keys.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Airplane Fish

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Astronaut

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Pub Kendo.

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."