Supernatural Adventurer T-Shirts

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"You go in, and if you don't come out, then I'll know I shouldn't go in."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

How am I abducting?

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Parking meter on the moon.

Route 666

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Playground Pipe Dreams

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Binary Man

Sleeping Beauty.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Cat Seance

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Witch dice.

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"