Supernatural Adventurer Gifts

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"You go in, and if you don't come out, then I'll know I shouldn't go in."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Astral Projection

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

How am I abducting?

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Route 666

Parking meter on the moon.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Ghost puddle

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Binary Man

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Sleeping Beauty.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Witch dice.

Cat Seance