Supernatural Adventurers Gifts

"You called?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Astral Projection

A Club Sandwitch.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Route 666

"Shred the plank."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Ghost puddle

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Cat Seance

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Amateur Palmist

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."