Paranormal Adventurers Gifts

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Get a tomb!"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Which one is yours?"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Fear of Flying Seminar

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

If Ghosts Were Real

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."