Paranormal Explorer Gifts

"To earn your wings, you have to go back and scare the Hell out of people."

"Every once in a while, it's fun to let one go just to see what happens."

"I'm not worried that he plays with dolls-- I'm worried that he thinks they're possessed."

"Thoughts?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'I hate you! I wish you weren't dead!'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

Stranger things happen at sea...

The New Paranormal

"No, lots of people make that mistake – this is hell."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Channelling on the Cheap

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Ghostbasters 3

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Ghostship

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'