Psychic Explorer Gifts

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

'I wouldn't worry about your little Rudolph being different: He has a bright future ahead of him...'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."