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"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

'I wouldn't worry about your little Rudolph being different: He has a bright future ahead of him...'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

FAQs.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path