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“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

ET Mishap

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

This little pig's house was a facade.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Nostradamus.

Freia and her golden apples

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

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