Movie Magic Explorer T-Shirts

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

Leonardo Di Caprio

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"Mrs Jenkins from administration? Next door. I'm Xkrpfz from special effects."

This little pig's house was a facade.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Frog Prince

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Moon

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Emma's Unicorn

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Inkwell Genie.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"I love my luvvie."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."