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"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

The Frog Prince

The Heavy Cauldron

Love Potion Sale

"The prince ate too much and turned into a toad, and after I warned him to practice potion control!"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Emma's Unicorn

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Moon

Inkwell Genie.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

This little pig's house was a facade.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"