Magic Explorer Pillows

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

The Frog Prince

The Heavy Cauldron

Love Potion Sale

"The prince ate too much and turned into a toad, and after I warned him to practice potion control!"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Inkwell Genie.

Moon

'She's still a novice yet.'

Emma's Unicorn

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

This little pig's house was a facade.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Not now, Aladdin...'