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"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The Frog Prince

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

This little pig's house was a facade.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

"I have grave news."

Business witch

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Palm Reader...