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Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Czarcasm

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Your future looks charming.'

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Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

Freia and her golden apples

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"I have grave news."

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Frog Prince

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Wiccapedia.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."