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"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Phoenix

Sleeping Beauty

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Freia and her golden apples

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Palm Reader...

Business witch

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I have grave news."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Wiccapedia.

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

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