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"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Sleeping Beauty

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'No you can't keep it!'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

I just knew this would be dull.

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

Ouija board speaks recorded options

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Atlantis Welcomes Careful Divers

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Do you do cremations?

'So, how does my future look?'

'Hey, Atlas!...Leave it out.'

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."