Mythical Seeker T-Shirts

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Emma's Unicorn

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Moon

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Inkwell Genie.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'No you can't keep it!'

Business witch

Frog Prince

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

Fairy Queen

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Heavenly Ships

I just knew this would be dull.

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'