Mythical Seeker T-Shirts

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Inkwell Genie.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Moon

Emma's Unicorn

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'No you can't keep it!'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

Heavenly Ships

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'