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'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Big Medium

'No you can't keep it!'

Greek goddess

Frog Prince

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Walkies with the Stars

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Is that before or after tax?"

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

I just knew this would be dull.

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'Must be Pandora's.'

Centaur Driver

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

Dragon & Dumplings

"Start at the beginning? Is that before or after I created heaven and earth?"

Klytaemnestra