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"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

Monster in the sea.

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Become King or Win a Free Truss.

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Pyramid catflap...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"False alarm - the King is just sleeping. Long sleep the King!"

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'No you can't keep it!'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Frog Prince

Business witch

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I'll be right back."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Heavenly Ships

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."