Myth Seeker T-Shirts

"Honey, I'm going to be late for dinner."

Southbound/Spellbound.

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"It's such a lovely day!"

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

Fishing with God

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"I said slime."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Your momma lied to you, boy."