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Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I get it!"

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'What happens in R&D stays in R&D.'

'Don't scoff, she's the best futures analyst we've ever had.'

How they did it . . .

Understanding art.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

1875 Arctic Expedition

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Scared shadow.

The night

Edgar Allan Poe.

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

'You're married, aren't you, Ed?'

'I see grave financial troubles ahead for you.'

Opening a Box of Problems

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You can tell the private detective you hired to follow me that he can go home if he wants."

Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman

"Paranoia Hotline. To hear what people are saying about you, press one. To learn who's tracing this call, press two."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"What can you tell me about my life?"

The Dawn of Reason - Mouse smells a rat.

'The House Of Mystery'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Ewww! I mistakenly just looked into your past!"

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll