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Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I get it!"

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'What happens in R&D stays in R&D.'

'Don't scoff, she's the best futures analyst we've ever had.'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

1875 Arctic Expedition

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

How they did it . . .

Scared shadow.

Understanding art.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'The House Of Mystery'

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

The night

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

Opening a Box of Problems

"Paranoia Hotline. To hear what people are saying about you, press one. To learn who's tracing this call, press two."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman

The Dawn of Reason - Mouse smells a rat.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You can tell the private detective you hired to follow me that he can go home if he wants."

'You're married, aren't you, Ed?'

'I see grave financial troubles ahead for you.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Street Sales

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

Unsolved Mysteries

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll