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"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Paranormal A-Z...

The star hunters

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Rainbow Quartet

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

Open House of Horrors

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Cheating Death.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Bigfoot tracks...

Welcome Ghost.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

How they did it . . .

Witch dice.