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"I hate this stupid place."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Stonehenge Explained

Sphinx Comes Alive

Cheating Death.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Pyramid catflap...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Bigfoot tracks...

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

How they did it . . .

'The gods are perplexing.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Mummy Beggar

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '