Ancient Mystery Seeker Mugs

"I hate this stupid place."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Stonehenge Explained

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

Cheating Death.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Bigfoot tracks...

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

How they did it . . .

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Mummy Beggar

'The gods are perplexing.'

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '